the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

url giveaway


alright. so i am in need of a change of urls. i know, i know. it’s crazy i have an orphan black canon url (felixdawkins) and i want to give it away.  to make it fair i will be using a random generator to chose the winner. if you want to have a chance for this url. you must be following me (and please don’t unfollow if you don’t win, that’s just kind of rude) also please reblog this post. i will be choosing the winner after summer. sometime in september. GOOD LUCK!

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Okay, it’s like getting into a bath, but the water is like warm chocolate pudding. And The Smiths are playing “There’s A Light That Never Goes Out”. Oh, and there’s a warm lighting all over, and there are like five dudes massaging you!


is michael cera even a real person?

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ARTIST: Frank Ocean
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